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Choose Your Own Adventure: Mystery of the Microwave
Choose Your Own Adventure: Microwave of Danger Kansas City – Your Apartment – You are Brad Pitt a couple years out of college and in the working world. -Chapter 1- You have just moved into your new...
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Match Dog Com
The Little Monster got a new necklace (collar) this week because her old one was getting dirty from romping around in the grass and rolling around in cat shit. Its a beautiful necklace. Fancier than...
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Chuy’s Chow Down
Recently, my friend Crystal posted a glowing review on Chuy’s (an Austin-based Tex-Mex restaurant that recently opened in Kansas City) and I was convinced to try the place out. After working a long day...
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No Salt. All Pepper.
It dawned on me the other day that I never officially announced that Brad Pitt and I had another child. The rescue stork dropped her off at our house in late December and we had a trial run before...
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Bathtime Buddies
Tonight I came to the following conclusion: It is nearly impossible to take a relaxing bath after dinner when you have two dogs looking at your boobs the entire time.See what I mean?
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Penny Lu is Two!!!
Today is The Little Monster’s Second Birthday!!! Human children supposedly go through the “Terrible Twos,” well The Little Monster seems to have hit that stage and is well beyond it now. (Knocking on...
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Penny Drinks Alone
Each and every morning I start my day with a Chai Latte. Two actually. Don’t start judging me, just yet. I don’t head to the coffee shop and order expensive, fancy lattes. No. I make them myself. Using...
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No Salt. All Pepper.
It dawned on me the other day that I never officially announced that Brad Pitt and I had another child. The rescue stork dropped her off at our house in late December and we had a trial run before...
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